This is in fact the 3rd time I have started this post but I kept missing the time slot and having to get rid of it all. I wrote a brilliant post on the run up to New Years during which we played 'war corispondants'. I think it must be a cultural thing but for two days the local children were playing with fireworks, letting them off day and night. On New Years eve it was like being in a war zone with the sound of explosions echoing around the buildings. It wasn't just around the flat I went four tram stops away to the shops and they were letting them off in town as well.
I grew up watching the whole Bosnia conflict on the news and sat out on our balcony listening to explosions it reminded me of that so much that we started joking that we were news corespondents in a war zone and thus the game began.
But I wasn't quick enough so deleted that post unread and am instead feeling a little sheepish.
My first post was all about Christmas. This was my first Christmas that I have not spent with my parents and sisters and my abbywinters family stepped up and we had a fantastic late lunch.
It is traditional in my family to always go on a Christmas day walk before you are allowed at your presents. As children this led to the Christmas day sulk followed by the 'why don't we get a dog' nag (we never got one) and the walk was nice way of making the day last. I remember one year in Scotland when my little sister refused to walk any more. She demanded to turn back only to find out that we were about 2/3rds of the way around a circular walk - cruel parents!
Speaking of dogs -
The biggest and best news is that . . . . POPPY IS HERE!!!!!!
Poppy flew over with KLM as hand luggage and has taken to Holland like a duck to water - my little international jet setter.
Poppy was the cure to the Christmas day walk, having a dog made everyone feel they had a purpose beyond making Christmas day last longer and the Christmas holidays at home were full of fun and interesting walks - mostly done on sheet ice last year which was hilarious!
This year Poppy took everyone to the park and with no children in site we had a blast!
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I know what your thinking - why aren't there more hidden trampolines in this world - I have no idea why there aren't but there should be!
Other than that I assume I have been doing exactly the same as all of you during this break from work. I have slept alot, eaten far to much, baked, walked with Poppy and watched lots of terrible films.
Call me sad but my favourite presents this year were my calenders! Every year Poppy does her very own calender which I give to all of my family. It started off as a joke one year but when I didn't repeat the act the following year I got so much stick that Poppy's calender has now become a regular feature - and I must say she has done a cracker this year. As I did a large order I got me a smaller version to go on my desk at work. My very cleaver family gave me a calender in return this year which has lots of pictures of my family with Poppy and a few pictures of me as a kid - loved it. All good things come in threes, the family I follow on youtube the 'Shaytards' did a calender this year and my signed copy will be coming to work with me on Monday.
Speaking of Calenders, I just found out that Miss Kylie has made the abbywinters.com calander two years running! If I didnt like the girl so much i'd be jealous!
These are free to download and the rest of this years calander will be released one a month so I have a year to wait to see if she makes it three in a row (and if I make it at all ).
OH I just remember why else I am feeling sheepish. I spoke to Chloe and Kylie on camera after they staggered out of our office following their sexual romp and have now lost the video. I have been really looking forward to showing you as they looked smashed, very happy but smashed none the less. You can still watch the video of the actual sexual event I supose infact you really should! Both woman got what they needed and more! You can now pay per video if you follow the pop up screen on the site and that way I wont feel so bad about losing that video. Im so cross, im fed up of computer experts saying its impossible to lose files on a computer because I am an expert at it! I spent weeks editing the footage from my parents golden wedding aniversary only for the computer to somehow wipe the lot. I took it to three computer experts none of them could find it - if I knew what i'd done I could sell my sectret of deleation to criminals.
Kylie and Chloe's epic bonk at work!
I keep coming across strange animal things at the moment. At the start of this post I was looking for a picture to show how sheepish I felt and I came across this.
Last but not least a huge thank you to Pinkey for my picture it's fantastic! I love that you gave me blond hair, I miss it so much am working my way back to blond but it is taking ages.
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